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Matt "Slim-Driveshaft" Tiggas #11 Matt is now skinny. He has a bunch of new skinny-jeaned friends and fans. |
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Ben "QOW" Castaneda #14 "QOW" means "every other week" in medical shorthand |
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Miguel "Miggy Smalls" Peralta #30 One time, Miguel saw a bee. |
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Larry "Harley-Backpack" Wiley #44 Larry recently got a ticket for bringing his guns to Reid Park.He scared 2 children and one grandpa. |
| Mark "Sar-Tor" Torres #4 | |
| Kirk "tbd" Jacobs #26 | |
| David "Ingenerio" Maher #3 | |
| Anthony "Boston" Franklin #21 I didn’t get the official word down from the office, but I think that Anthony is no longer the rook of this group. He can now send people to go get beer and chewy meat snacks. Go Anthony! Nice Pants! |
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| Mike "1 shy" Torres #12 | |
| Johnny Ray "JR" Flores #8 | |
| Mike "Shiver Me" Fimbers #15 | |
| Tom "tbd (but Port-a-John sounds nice)" Van Wert #7 | |
| Eric "Skinny but Crazy" Brown #2 | |
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Steve "Blue Eyes’ Johnson #17 Steve is like that uncle that dates all of my sisters friends. He is smooth and layed out on the R&B Tip. Kind of like Ralph Tresvant from New Edition. Except whiter. And shorter. He recently earned the name “Swoop” because no matter what we do, he ends up with the chicks in the parking lot. |